“eeraan mein kaun rahata hai?”
“eeraan mein eeraanee kaum rahatee hai.”
“inglistaan mein kaun rahata hai?”
“inglistaan mein angrejee kaum rahatee hai.”
“phraans mein kaun rahata hai?”
“phraans mein phraanseesee kaum rahatee hai.”
“ye kaun-sa mulk hai?”
“ye paakistaan hai!”
“isamen paakistaanee kaum rahatee hogee?”
“nahin! isamen paakistaanee kaum nahin rahatee. isamen sindhee kaum rahatee hai. isamen panjaabee kaum rahatee hai. isamen bangaalee kaum rahatee hai. isamen yah kaum rahatee hai. isamen vah kaum rahatee hain.”
“lekin panjaabee to hindustaan mein bhee rahate hain! sindhee to hindustaan mein bhee rahate hain! phir ye alag mulk kyon banaaya tha?”
“galatee huee. maaph kar deejie. aainda nahin banaayenge!”